30 Cute Cat Tweets You Could Probably Tweet About Your Cat

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Apr 22, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

Cat pawrents, tell us, did your cat do something special lately? Has your cat created a new and exciting way to do a thing? And the most impawrtant thing - would you go and report this to other cat pawrents on the internet? Because that's what so many other cat pawrents do, and let us tell you - it's meowgnificent.

First of all, it's that great because any cat pawrent can relate to the experiences of other cat pawrents who go through similar things with their cats. Second of all, since it's bite-sized content, you can consume it very easily, even with your cat on your lap. And lastly, you would probably tweet these things about your cat as well.

So now that we're in agreement about these essential things, we can continue with what we've all been waiting for - the funniest cat tweets you'll see in the upcoming days. They're short, they're funny, they're relatable - just like real cats are! Scroll down and feel the full support of the online feline family of cat pawrents.

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  • 01
    wendy @pla2me Follow I bought my mom a book on how to make tiny hats for cats yesterday and she just TEXTED ME THIS PICTURE
    via @pla2me

  • How is this surprising? If we had a book in the office that explained to us how to make tiny hats - the office cats would improve their wardrobe immediately. In fact, we're going to search for an online tutorial right meow.

  • 02
    One time I met a small autistic child at the vet and told him I'm autistic too. Then he asked if he could pet the kitten I had with me, and I said yes. When he was done petting her, his mom told him to say thanks, and he thanked the kitten.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 03
    I love that cats slap the sh out of everything they cant understand.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 04
    Keifer @DannyVegito highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud sh
    via @DannyVegito
  • 05
    fil @veganbruxa cats be like I know a spot then sit on your throat
    via @veganbruxa

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  • 06
    Nicole Leclair @PhotoCole Replying to @WholesomeMeme and @1Man0Name When I broke my leg, Jude provided healing vibrations
    via @PhotoCole
  • 07
    My cat has two lap settings: 1. You attempted to lift your leg, but I am the weight of 10,000 dying suns, and I will not be disturbed. You will perish here. 2. You moved your ankle 1/10000th of an inch. I am leaving immediately. You've offended not only me but my ancestors.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 08
    Alexandre Diboine @A_Zedig_Diboine In retrospect, i don't think telling my therapist that i let my cat watch birds videos on my switch in bed at night, and then when i cant fall asleep because of the bird noises i go sleep in the living room if she isn't finished watching, was a good idea
    via @A_Zedig_Diboine
  • 09
    i love when pets just make up Rules and their humans are like "oh, fine." my cat has a bedtime & he won't go to sleep until we do. every night at 10:30 he starts trying to herd us up the stairs. & now we, two grown a humans, adhere to the bedtime of a 12 pound cat.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 10
    peet @Peeting Disorder. 1d How it feels to be shy and 6'3 SETBU TSUTAY
    via @PeetingDisorder
  • 11
    B Brittany Means @BrittanyMeanslt One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.
    via @BrittanyMeanslt
  • 12
    Stitchy @StitchingSin Replying to @WholesomeMeme My cat figured out how to turn on the playstation. From the controller. And the tv as well. We caught him poking at the joysticks, seemingly trying to figure out how to get the magic picture machine to do things on purpose.
    via @StitchingSin
  • 13
    Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera
    via @twcuddleston
  • 14
    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone@verhere Every blanket is a weighted blanket if your cats are chonky enough
    via @thisone0verhere
  • 15
    spoopy niki @nicolaang I'm just a girl, standing in front of a cat, asking him where all my hair ties are.
    via @nicolaang
  • 16
    Cotton | Honig | My commissions are open! @Peppi_De_Fab Replying to @WholesomeMeme My cats somehow learned how to open a top drawer where the cat treats were The best part tho is that they also closed it again AS WELL AS THE TREAT BOX I only found out when I wanted to give them some and saw that the almost full box was now empty
    via @Peppi_De_Fab

  • We know cats are capable of such shenanigans, they're geniuses. But… look at these cutie patooties! How could they be guilty of anything? They can't. They're cute cats, they're absolutely innocent. We refuse to believe otherwise.

  • 17
    Casey Grim @aCoupleofN3rds Me, asleep in bed: *slightly adjusts leg* My cats: the energy became incredibly hostile here? I'm just gonna go...would rather sleep on the couch than deal with ur disrespect.
    via @aCoupleofN3rds
  • 18
    Kshcraft C @mermaidblood when you see your little fur baby walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster 'cause they're excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think
    via @mermaidbl00d
  • 19
    Ben Passmore @DAYGLOAYHOLE the fact i gotta train 3-5 days a week to keep my body at "moderately broken" while my cat sleep all day and can do parkour with ease is a crime.
    via @DAYGLOAYHOLE
  • 20
    Things I want: 1.) World Peace 2.) Equality for all 3.) My cat to understand that if she's laying on me, and I need to adjust my body a lil bit, she doesn't need to sprint and ruin the whole cuddle that was happening.
    via @only-cat-memes
  • 21
    Doctor Nasty @AchillesTeeth I BOUGHT THIS LITTLE MONSTER $40 F KING DOLLARS WORTH OF TOYS YESTERDAY AND I WALK IN ON HER PLAYING WITH A F KING POCKET THESAURUS. I GIVE UP. Webster's P
    via @AchillesTeeth
  • 22
    jei || (pretend there's something clever here pls) @pixelsNplay Replying to @WholesomeMeme When my cat would sneeze I would always check on him and say 'Are you ok? Bless you!' I noticed one day I sneezed and he came running into the room and started making this weird little noise and trying to pet ME. I couldn't help but laugh and thank him for checking on me
    via @pixelsNplay
  • 23
    james @video_jame there's no way my cat knows his actual name. i've given him 10 new nicknames today alone. i just called him my sweet bowl of cheese and he was like ya i am
    via @video_jame
  • 24
    riley! @semi hiatus @malibee56 B: IM DYING HE LIKES HIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND ITS PERFECT FOF HIM
    via @malibee56
  • 25
    james @videojames_ my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
    via @videojames_
  • 26
    nocksie @nocksers People: cats are so detached and just do their own thing My cats: are you getting up for 20 seconds to get a glass of water?? |'|| come with you, gonna meow the whole time, hey bud so are we going back to bed or chilling on the couch? I am gonna be a nuisance in either location
    via @nocksers
  • 27
    minecraft kiwi @lexizinger at my wedding my cat will be the flower girl and she will be guided down the aisle with a laser pointer
    via @lexizinger
  • 28
    iopele 22 DAYS UNTIL VACATION @iopelel Replying to @WholesomeMeme Anytime I was sick or in pain, my cat Loki would always come snuggle & purr SO loud to comfort me... when I had a hysterectomy she was glued to my side, & my lung surgery, & chemo, same with our arthritic dog too, & she was NOT a cuddly cat otherwise. God I miss her
    via @iopele1
  • 29
    WildCharge a sprout @wildchargeart My love language is quietly leaving a meme in your dms like a cat leaving a dead lizard or bug on your doorstep because it likes you.
    via @wildchargeart
  • 30
    Joram @JoramWolters One time my sister's cat pretended he was dying because my sister had a baby and it was getting more attention than he did. euge @cuervus Replying to @JoramWolters i like how you used "he" for the cat and "it" for the baby
    via @JoramWolters

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